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Nazi Demotivational Poster


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant


TAGS: spelling nazi nazis grammer nazis emo
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - January 22, 2013, 1:00 am
This reminds me of an episode of Becker where he said "NO, THIS ISN'T THE SUICIDE h**LINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE??!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:35 pm
Huge fan of zis motifake.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


SAVE LIVES -


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm
love the tags


SPELLING NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling nazis
Rating: 4.56/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:09 pm
This reminds me: Anyone ever here of any hits by Giuffria? I have their "Silk & Steel" album, but haven't heard it in awhile & forget if anything on it--or by them--was really any good.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:51 am
This new setup seems to help get posters votes, My last 3 or so posters are all over 15 votes now...I've never had that happen.
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:28 pm
Great picture, fitting text, 5 Lonis
Kspace - December 18, 2010, 10:02 am
You made my dyslexia hurt.
Arkot - December 18, 2010, 9:28 am
if only that were true
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:46 pm
doing much better Donk. L5
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
Hi rl!!!
Reality Lord - December 17, 2010, 1:24 pm

lolz....n1....L5


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




GRAMMAR NAZIS -




DOUGHBOY NEO-NAZI - White Flour !


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


THE ORIGINAL GRAMMAR NAZI - Buongiorno


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm
WHO THE f*** IS DOING THESE STUPID a** POSTERS!!!


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
HOGAN!!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's


WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


FONT NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling grammar and font nazis
Rating: 4.64/5

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guess - July 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
the font's all crooked i guess. anyone could design such a thing, you can't really go wrong.
Cloudchaser - July 14, 2011, 10:23 am
Just what is it that people find to be so distasteful about Comic Sans anyway? I see the fuss, but have no idea what it's about


BREAKDANCE DIVISION -


TAGS: dance war nazis enemy
Rating: 2.68/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm
This picture can't be improved on... HOF poster "Halt"


BY GOLLY -


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm
Reverend!


real face -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Giulio

AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:43 pm
Commenting on them brings them into focus. Let the hate dissipate.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Don't judge a site by it's extremist posters. This poster doesn't speak for all of Motifake... too.
panic8 - October 13, 2010, 1:33 pm
Don't judge a religion by it's extremists, the Pope doesn't speak for all Catholics, too!
fake - July 22, 2009, 3:12 am
you guys are not the brightest are you? Catholicism is just as bad, and there are Catholic extremists as well, look at all the problems N.Ireland has with the IRA(Irish republican army) Its Ironic you say these things jimbo.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
It's not a Ninja. It's one of those idiots that prays to a homo***ual moron, kills people for not believing the way he does, treats women like sub-humans and it to afraid to show his stupid p****-face. Typical f***ing muslim... Hide behind something...
anonymous - November 1, 2008, 11:34 pm
yeah its khaled-san from the land of bull****religionstan
Highlord - October 7, 2008, 3:17 am
Is that a ninja?


PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!


TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his a** for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur a**. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


HE-MAN NAZI -


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

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CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.


TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero


I HAVE A SPELLING CHECKER IT CAME WITH MY P -


TAGS: spelling nazi
Rating: 4.61/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:43 pm
Try harder? Woody? Try harder?!?!? Thanks, you've just earned that as a new rejection reason. Try harder? Are you kidding?
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:09 pm
LOL!
culos - March 5, 2010, 5:25 pm
Oh, wait, I get it, I just read a few of your comments and I guess you think there are no spelling mistakes in my poster ;-)
culos - March 5, 2010, 5:24 pm
R U Serious??????
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:17 pm
Try harder man!!!


HALT! - The Spelling Nazi is here with his dictionary to check your Motifake


TAGS: spelling nazi
Rating: 3.34/5

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GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:17 am
5 spelling nazi day's
Derek - November 17, 2009, 3:52 pm
Excellent, we need you here at submission time.


JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH -


TAGS: nazi humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
Nice, very Nice 5/5
Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:24 pm
HtD - Naw...it was kinda fun. The original versions of my Grammar Nazis and my Spelling Nazis went over to NSFW. I thought they were OK but Mr. MotiFake said they didn't pass his SFW test. Those were the ones I really enjoyed making. They were funnier too
HtD - March 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
Did it hurt? To make a non-political poster?
Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:05 pm
ooops! Here's another non-political poster.
Mark - March 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
I thought that the spin of what Obama said was governed by the Coriolis effect.
Anonymous2 - March 6, 2009, 7:32 pm
Mark, think of it like this, Obama can affect the market, based on what he says, and the result is called the Obama effect.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:06 pm
Anonymous2 - Does that mean that in Washington we have "affect effect" or "effect affect?" I'm not really a Grammar Nazi, I just play one on TV.
Anonymous2 - March 4, 2009, 5:59 pm
Don't forget affect = a verb meaning to change, effect = a noun meaning the result of a change
Mark - March 3, 2009, 4:47 pm
d***! I knew I was forgeting something. The truth is I had to draw the line somewhere. Feel free to do a sequel.
BoneCD - March 2, 2009, 7:43 pm
What about u and ur


STAUFFENBERG - Because resistance is never futile!


TAGS: nazi germany stauffenberg
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:34 pm
Skeeter11766 - check your PMs
Skeeter11766 - January 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
You've obviously never encountered a member of The Collective.
Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:12 pm
It sure was for him
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
Yes. If it weren't for movies I would have never had an appreciation for the everyday struggle of the Ewok.
ddh - April 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
You allways need films to see who is a hero?


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is F@cking insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


GIANT NAZI DEATH MACHINE - "Zhey'll never see it coming, HA HA HA."




FEMALE JAPANESE NAZIS - They aren't as stupid as they look.


TAGS: japanese nazi
Rating: 3.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
Awwwww c'mon. Give them some credit.


GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!




WARNING - Nazi Jedi's at bay.


TAGS: nazi jedi
Rating: 2/5

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me - November 24, 2008, 6:43 pm
me.. it was me!
Inconceivable - November 19, 2008, 6:24 pm
Who the hell stumbled this?


CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.19/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm

I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


SPELLING NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling nazis jumble
Rating: 3.98/5

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steph1 - May 7, 2011, 4:10 am
thakns face - deos tihs maen you lkeid it? tihs potser deos not maen taht i am not for preopr spllenig and grmmaar.
Faceplant31 - May 6, 2011, 5:11 pm
Oigranil...


SPELLING NAZI -


TAGS: nazi
Rating: 3.8/5

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stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 2:22 am
my inner nazi just shat itself
TheBritishGuy - June 21, 2009, 10:17 am
Flilnay, Smoehitng to fcuk up the nzais
Culos - December 21, 2008, 5:44 pm
Been posted 3 times before but still funny and a pain to the Nazi's
Cubbybear - December 21, 2008, 5:30 pm
Dye Ewe Phuck Dye!
Nazi - December 21, 2008, 4:28 pm
OMG... It's the big one, I can feel it coming on.


DEJA-VU -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.18/5


NUREMBERG RALLIES -




LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


PREJUDICES AGAINST GERMANY -


TAGS: girls beer dirndl nazis
Rating: 2.93/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:30 am
You'd hear few complaints even if they were


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.


TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

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what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
...mom?
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm
HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!


HOCKEY - The war has begun.


TAGS: nazi
Rating: 1.28/5

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willowbrook - September 9, 2008, 1:16 pm
pre-WWII was also a time of imperial conquest and pre-human rights... and the swastika WAS a symbol of good fortune, not peace. It's now a symbol of fascism and hate. Deal with it!
SuperSparky - September 9, 2008, 3:49 am
Pre-WWII, the swastika used to be a peaceful symbol before Hitler p***erted it.


MY MISTAKEN IDENTITY -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: john demjanjuk nazi bin laden
Rating: 4.18/5

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steph1 - May 18, 2011, 4:33 am
does one really need to be literate or educated to have a "conscience"?
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:45 am
Seriously wasnt he just a ukranian guard at some concentration camp? not to mention illiterate ? how the hell do you hold accountable some illiterate and uneducated man for that??
K98 - May 17, 2011, 9:26 am
Cleared in an Israeli court, but found guilty in Germany? Even after U.S. supplied proof of document falsification, which was not admitted as evidence.
RoninJedi - May 17, 2011, 8:38 am
This is sorta like this whole israel, Palestine thing. Only the realities of israel's slaughter have yet to be made public... Karma i guess
Airman - May 13, 2011, 10:47 am
a little perspective... he was a soldier following orders. The difference is, Bin Laden Gave the orders. Hence, the comparisons to Hitler, not a prison guard
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:21 am

nah...i think you missed the point of this poster kspace.
Kspace - May 13, 2011, 8:33 am
Not to mention the evidence against him that was apparently falsified, the dodgy witness testimony and this verdict was, clearly, an injustice.


LANGUAGE NAZIS - You may think it’s not important to use language properly But you should consider one crucial observation… Would you go to this doctor?




LAWFUL EVIL - Need I say more?




LAST FAMOUS WORDS -


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.36/5
HAHA - April 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
He looks peacefull too me.
Ha - December 10, 2008, 10:58 pm
Hahahahahaha!! for some reason this comment made me laugh
Adam K - October 16, 2008, 8:56 am
Why is his ear talking?


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
Ar-wooooo!
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
5Ls.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm
Need?


TYPO GREMLIN STRIKES! - When you've misspelled the simplest, most common words...


TAGS: typo gremlin spelling nazi tthhhbbbt
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:28 am
This ones For Me .


SALUTE -


TAGS: veterans nazi war
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - July 24, 2011, 12:08 pm
Yeah, he's pretty old and grabbed the hat of his son... We must allow for his age!
idpassr - July 22, 2011, 1:05 pm
Now if only they'd gotten a WW2 Veteran. His hat says he's a Korean War Veteran: KWVA and the picture of Korea on the patch...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:51 am
So awesome! These were MEN! Thankfully, we still have men with the Warrior Spirit! God Bless our troops past and present.
Airman - July 20, 2011, 11:01 am
my dad will love this one
house - July 20, 2011, 7:39 am
5L Forseti. made me chuckle


Hitler Clothing -


TAGS: hitler nazi clothing fashion
Rating: 4.33/5

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K0rNb4LL - July 23, 2013, 9:19 am
Lol, I remember this store being in the news.


THE GREAT ESCAPE -




WOW -




REWRITING HISTORY - If only it were true. If only it was this easy.


TAGS: nasty nazi killers yay team
Rating: 3.08/5

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RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:19 pm
I know 2 wrongs don't make a right, but when you're faced with 7 million wrongs...
fred - July 5, 2010, 9:38 am
I guess morals are for other people.
Derek - July 3, 2010, 2:29 am
Quite right, the real stuff in amazing enough


WHAT!!?? - We just got the new tanks! Why did he shoot himself!?


TAGS: nazi tanks hitler tank ww2
Rating: 2.88/5

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SmokeySmith - December 23, 2011, 9:36 pm
I'm looking for this picture, I can't find it anywhere!! Can anyone find the picture of the tanks by itself? I wanna use it for my band's EP cover


NAZI ZOMBIES! - Because they do look better on FIRE!




NAZI WARLOCKS -


TAGS: nazi warlock evil
Rating: 2/5

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ashellyc - April 21, 2010, 10:32 pm
Wolfenstein. best game ever


NAZI DOGS - And you thought that the bear cavalry was bad


TAGS: nazi dogs
Rating: 1.89/5
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
It's Sinbad, the dog that conquered the Nazis
Fahrertuer - March 4, 2008, 6:37 pm
Uhm, it says USCG (so I guess, the Coast Guard) on the helmet. So I guess this dog is on a Subhunter


SPELL NAZIS - They're everywhere! Just trying to help! Up, up and away!!




Soop? -


TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?


HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.


TAGS: spelling flower plant nazi epicscribbles
Rating: 4.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 12, 2011, 1:52 am
Yeah, and that phiclosspopcal? philisophical? phislsocpical?
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:20 am
Yeah or those bastard chrisantamem.. Chrysantimum.. The ones that sorta look like peonys


WHO DOESN'T -


TAGS: paris spring nazis
Rating: 4.33/5

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guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
those Germans can get kind of weird at times if you know what I mean
voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
As close as Frick and Frack those two.


JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH -


TAGS: nazi humor
Rating: 3.5/5

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DAMMIT! -


TAGS: black guys want justice and so does one spelling nazi shunned
Rating: 3.46/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks, Ag. Though, now that I think about it...turning your back on George doesn't seem like a good idea.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Had I seen this picture, I'd have said there was nothing you could do with it. Good one, Bart!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great comment, LD. You gotta keep up with Ebonics, the language of the street. For rizzle.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
Dear God NO! It's that whole "on the downlow" thing all over again!


IM GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM - Who wants some? ...oh shit


TAGS: nazi rally icecream
Rating: 3.31/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:48 am
5 scoops.
Derek - January 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
"I tink nineteen-turdy-eight is going to be no-good f***ing year"


RACIST - The more times you have to say you're not, the more likely it is that you are.


TAGS: bnp racist british national party nazi
Rating: 2.2/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 2:03 am
So you just have to accuse someone a lot, eh?


the origin of jedi nazi -


TAGS: of jedi nazi
Rating: 1.4/5

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kotazo - March 4, 2011, 10:46 am
AND THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES THEM BOTH.
Spoon - December 23, 2008, 10:09 am
Yeah, nothing about that caption made sense.
killersheep - December 3, 2008, 2:15 am
Well I'm not surprised he wasn't, Communists and Nazis hated each other.


grammar nazis -


TAGS: nazis grammar taste own medicine
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - August 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
oh how I HATE it when that happen5!
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 4:14 pm

This is GRATE!


Nazi Monkeys -


TAGS: nazi monkey indiana karen betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2014, 11:26 pm
Indy's best foil!


Nazis Suck At Giving Directions. -


TAGS: nazis suck at giving directions
Rating: 4.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 11, 2013, 1:09 pm
Thanks guys, I'm glad you think it's a funny post.
Zetmonk - August 11, 2013, 5:42 am
Not to worry, enough 5's will get it right back up!
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:42 am
5L thank you for the late night bahaha!
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 9:22 am
Not sure why the low votes. 5L
falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 8:46 am
Which way to ze Ark of ze Covenant? To ze Holy Grail?


BUNKER WETTING -


TAGS: tribute nazi
Rating: 4.35/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 10:17 am
*Snicker* C'mon guys! I want it my way! I've been on this site for like 5 whole months! It's NO fair! I'm gonna hold my breath until tributes are confined to the forum. (unless someone makes ME one)
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 10:53 pm
Wunderbar. Fünf Löwen.


SO MANY OPTIONS -


TAGS: spelling nazi assignment march 2010
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - March 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
5Ls.


THE MOTIFAKE SFW TEAM - Seen here taking a break while wearing their motifake moderator shock collars.


TAGS: motifake nazi assignment
Rating: 4.04/5

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ICEMAN - June 13, 2010, 12:32 am
Don't know how I missed this one. Nice one Phy. 5 moth balls.
phydeaux - March 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
Thanks Space!
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:24 pm
Nice work phydeaux.
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 11:05 am
Man... my ankles look fat in that picture =D (That's for Dre. :P)
phydeaux - March 5, 2010, 10:48 am
The blessings of the Gods...and more important...the mods!!
motifake - March 5, 2010, 10:07 am

LOL!
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:12 am
Alas! I love the idea of shock collars. 5 volts for wicked Fido
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:04 am
5L
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:04 am
I hate tea. Waiter, there's a bag of dirt urinating in my h** water! Tea, I hate.


GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove ph**o satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


Think spell check -




THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY. -


TAGS: walt disney was a nazi sympathizer
Rating: 3.95/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 2:58 pm
Don't know how I missed this the first but, WOW! 5L
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:29 pm
LMAO!!


TELL ME AGAIN -




Delusions of Grandeur -


TAGS: heath campbell papa hitler nazi
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nope.
Cannabal - June 13, 2013, 8:12 am
F'real?
Zetmonk - June 13, 2013, 6:53 am
Yeah, was no use though. Got killed in 'n car-jacking.


THE MOTIFAKE NAZI'S - Here they are hard at work, protecting YOU, the average motifaker.




SHARP - Oppressing Nazis Since 1987


TAGS: sharp nazi racist
Rating: 3/5


AARON SPELLING NAZI - WHO KNEW?!?!




COMICCON - What the World Would Look Like if the Nazis Took Over.




NAZI - My new years resolution


TAGS: nazi
Rating: 2.75/5

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MOTIFAKE NAZI SAYS - "Not A Motifake; Also, You're Retarded"


TAGS: funny line from motifake nazi
Rating: 2.69/5

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R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Thatonechick's comment made me laugh everytime I thought about it. Until I saw this Motifake. No it's dead to me. 1L.


HEINRICH BOERE - Member of the SS death squad Silbertanne. Finally brought to justice after 65 years.


TAGS: justice day nazi ss
Rating: 2.67/5

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BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:29 pm
Cheers Bob


UBERSOLDIER - be glad nazis didn't have them


TAGS: nazi
Rating: 2.61/5

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MO - March 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
You are out of the basement though right? ZINNNG!!!
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:18 pm
LOL! If only! Can't have a Guinness habit AND a deluxe apartment in the sky! Just not financially possible.
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Movein' on up eh? Deluxe apartment in the sky?
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
I have been moving for the past several days.... playing catch-up on posters. Since I've been on this site, I've made sure to see every single poster made... it included going back down the line up to the first one. Keeps me up to date on possible repeats
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:10 pm
Feeling a little jabbery tonight Aggy? Well see how many show up for Friday night festivities!
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:06 pm
Sigh.


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